Evan's Grammar Rules

Drop the first letter or part of the word:
"wah" (draw)
"sheen" (machine - as in "loud sheen")

Add "d" sound at the end of words ending in "n"
"oceand" (lotion)

If you don't know the word, use a filler like:
"nunga-nunga-nunga"

Words ending in "er" are pronounced "oo":
"wavoo" (water)
"showvoo" (shower)

Repeat words for maximum impact:
"tra-trash man"
"shoo-shoo" (Cheerios)

Replace the first letter of a word:
"lapes" (grapes)
"loh-loo" (love you)